Bunny Overwhelmed by Streaming TV Choices
Rufus the rabbit was over the moon when his new Roku streaming media player arrived a few day ago. That joy quickly turned to dread, though, as the bunny became completely overwhelmed by the amount of content available to him via various channels on the device.
"I cautioned him to take it slow," said close friend Ashley Howell, "but he didn’t listen."
The bunny reportedly added Netflix, Hulu Plus, Amazon Prime Instant Video, Crackle, HBO Go and YouTube channels.
"It was too much, too fast," said Howell, who found Rufus huddled in his hutch gnawing on the Roku remote. Howell helped the rabbit subscribe to a yoga channel and reports that he’s doing much better managing his stress now.
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Not all labias are symmetrical
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Vaginal secretions exist outside of sexual arousal
These secretions have a smell
Some more pungent than others
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In a landfill
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Would it be okay if I took your breath away?
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